Ms. Place: "Ja?"
Miss XaXa: "Missy, Sweetie, I'm only hours from the Hi-Life Cafe! I simply can't contain myself"
Ms. Place: "Am totally jealous, dahling. Am swallowing my disappointment by sunbathing on my cousin's beach in Curacao!
Ms. XaXa: "Dayum, Missy. I wished you'd come along instead of sulking on some tropical island with your tush hanging out. Chef Carlos is SPECIAL!
Ms. Place: "Don't I know it, Sweetie. I am BEREFT. Send me photos of your meeting, will ya?"
Miss XaXa: "Funny you mentioned. Here are some post cards of Fort Lauderdale to keep you happy...."
Don't we make the cutest couple? I had an absolute blast, Missy. Carlos is such a hoot! I mean, just take a gander at one of his more conservative Sunday Suits!"
Chef Carlos insisted on making his special Coca Cola cake in honor of meee!
Recipe for Coca Cola Cake (Not Chef Carlos'!)
I HATED to leave. Well, ta, dahling. Be home soon! Can't wait to share my trip with you.