Here's how a beautiful woman can hide and disguise everything that's lovely and wonderful about her:
Stick your finger in an electrical socket so your hair will frizz.
Wear the wrong color for your eyes, skin, and hair.
Wear an animal on your person (or the facsimile of one.)
Make yourself look ten pounds fatter by choosing the wrong dress and wearing an animal on your person (or the facsimile of one.)
Wear makeup that makes you look like the same age as your grandmother.
Forget to consult your good common sense.
Oh, Vanessa. Sweet Dahling. I've worshiped you from afar. But you've won my vote for absolutely worst dressed at this year's Golden Globes.