"Aaaaeeii! Look what they did with Mother."
Top Chef 3, Episode 3, Quickfire
Who cares who won?
My mind’s still on Hung
and his cruelty towards a tiny crustace-un.
Flung like so much dung
when Hung's net was swung,
the creature lay stunned.
In unison Hung's fellow chefs sung:
“Pick up that crustace-un!”
Then Hung loosed his CPA tongue:
“It’s already met its gotterdammerung.”
Our chefs, undone, cried out as one:
“Why not use it in Egg Foo Yung?”
“Naw,” said heartless Hung,
“I am hamstrung,
for I use only the freshest ingredi-unts.”
Who cares who won?
My mind’s still on Hung
and his cruelty towards a tiny crustace-un.
Flung like so much dung
when Hung's net was swung,
the creature lay stunned.
In unison Hung's fellow chefs sung:
“Pick up that crustace-un!”
Then Hung loosed his CPA tongue:
“It’s already met its gotterdammerung.”
Our chefs, undone, cried out as one:“Why not use it in Egg Foo Yung?”
“Naw,” said heartless Hung,
“I am hamstrung,
for I use only the freshest ingredi-unts.”
2 comments:
That's a terrible poem, but I agree that Hung should have picked up that shellfish.
It's Sebastian from the Little Mermaid. I went with Pepe, the King Prawn. :)
And I agree with you 100%; Hung is pretty heartless, but, honestly, he's just a big wuss.
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