Dec 19, 2006

Newbie Fathers

A lot of folks seem to get their knickers in a twist when a woman of a certain age (like 62 yr. old Patti Farrant on the left) decides to become a mother. Beg pardon, but the effort it takes such an ancient crone to carry a child to full term and give birth would take the strength of all the men listed below.

Society is more accepting of males who procreate in their dotage. Here's my congratulations to all these doddering daddies. Way to go guys! May viagra pave your way and may oxygen canisters be at your beck and call when you chase your toddler across the lawn!


Jeffrey Tambor, new daddy at 62 (2006)

Donald Trump, new daddy at 60 (2006)

Michael Douglas, new daddy at 56 (2000)

Warren Beatty, first time father at 54 going on 55 (1992)

Hugh Hefner, new daddy at 64 (1990)




Departed, but not forgotten:
Anthony Quinn, new daddy at 81 (1996)
Tony Randall, first time father at 77 (1997)
Yves Montand, first time father at 67 (1988)

Society has a screw loose in regard to this topic. Read Oldest Mother Faces Critics. Can you imagine these individuals saying the same thing about our (ahem) mature daddies?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Miss Place,

The complaining Anonymous again. Warren Beatty (yes, him again, too) became father for the first time in January 1992 of daughter Kathlyn, two months before his 55th birthday. He married Annette Bening two weeks before his 55th birthday.

Ms. Place said...

Thank you so much. Will make the changes!!

Vic's Still Standing said...

That's pretty funny, actually. And so true.

BigAssBelle said...

Beg pardon, but the effort it takes such an ancient crone to carry a child to full term and give birth would take the strength of all the men listed below.

Hysterical, darling, you've hit it on the head. All powerful women doing the most difficult thing even in full cronehood.

But all those sperm donors. Meh. Makes me want to yank on their wankers for some reason. Old wannabe studs. Booooh.