My full apologies to the weasel, as that furry little animal has a depth of character that this topcheftestant will never in a zillion years possess.
Marcel Vigneron wins the first Top Chef Weasel Award for showing complete lack of character when standing in front of the judges table. He tried to weasel himself into the limelight and upstage Sam, who did a splendid job of leading his team to victory. Way to go Marcel! You just proved you're as slippery and slimy as your fellow cheftestants have accused you of being.