Aug 28, 2007

Bitch Slap Fest












"I enclose two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend ... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

5 comments:

jinxy said...

I always love these posts...

BigAssBelle said...

oh ouch! how delicious.

delphine said...

hahaha that's hilarious.

potty mouth princess said...

Sir Winston was a goldmine for comebacks. The one to the ugly woman at the dinner party is the best, but exact words fail me, so I won't even dare to attempt it.

Ms. Place said...

PMP, are you referring to this remarkably witty Bitch Slap Fest exchange?

Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."