Bitch Slap Fest

"I enclose two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend ... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

Bitch Slap Fest

Oh, dahlings, don't we just love a good Bitch Slap Fest? Donald Trump, worried that The Apprentice is losing steam, fired off another insult at Rosie O'Donnell:

"All she has to do is look in the mirror and she's going to suffer from depression," the Donald told Extra. As for her inversion therapy, the non-medically certified Trump said, "I don't think it works and I can think of no sight that I'd rather less see than Rosie hanging by her feet."




Rosie fired back on her blog: "the dump truck is at it again...hurtful 2 know he doesn't find me attractive as it has been my goal for so long to give a bald billionaire a boner."

Bitch Slap Fest

Speaking about his restaurant Del Posto's landlords in November 2006, Mario Batali said,

"The landlords are little bald men with small penises who live in Greenwich. We're never going to leave, and they're never going to come in my restaurant."

Responding to the comment, a reader of The Gawker retorts:

"That is pretty funny, MB complaining about small-penised men, as I once worked with a woman who had slept with Mario in college, and evidently he has a fingerling potato in his drawers."

Bitch Slap Fest

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)




"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)