... a monastery as I train volunteers in a church and visit a few nonprofits in Northern Virginia. According to Wikipedia, monastery denotes the habitation and workplace of a community of monks or nuns or other people set apart for a religious purpose. Mine is peopled with nuns. Curfew is 8:30, but apparently the luxury suite has been reserved for me. (It has the en suite bathroom.)
Dahlings, when I made the announcement at work, people snorted coffee through their noses from laughing. "Where are you going to hide your medicinal wine?" asked one thoughtful person. "How you gonna keep your mouth clean?" asked another.
"What will I do about Top Chef?" I lamented. Ah, the things we do in order to bring home the bacon! See y'all on Saturday. Thank Gawd Bravo provides endless reruns.