First Martha was incarcerated for lying, now Paris will be sent to the poky for violating the terms of her probation for drunk driving.
Meanwhile, we have to suffer through O.J. playing golf freely among us; Michael getting a light slap on the wrist for sleeping with underage boys; and Phil Specter evading trial for four years after shooting an actress he picked up at a bar.
And Paul Wolfowitz (President of the World Bank) will probably get off scot free for promoting his mistress, Shaha Riza, in ways that even kindergartners would find unethical and offensive (but perhaps not illegal in the strictest sense.) Still.
Is this American justice at work? Yeah. The bitchy part of me is delighted with spoiled Paris' predicament (the rich do not get special treatment,) but, hey folks, let's get real: Who are the worst criminals here?
By the way does Shaha remind you of someone in an Austin Power's movie?