First, Tiki's body is 5'9" of rock hard solid muscle. And he has no neck. Well, he does, but it has a 5'9" circumference. The outfit would need meticulous tailoring. However, our designers were given less than two days to complete the challenge. Whaa? Right away we knew the tight timing would skew the results.So, here's our take on the outfits. Only four of us had the wherewithal to snark these less than sterling menswear designs: Ms. Place, Branch H2O, Major Bitchin', and Land Mine (who makes her last appearance this week, as she moves on to greener pastures.)
VictoryaLand Mine: This looks like a waiter's jacket.
Branch H2O: "Ah, yes, boy, you may take my order now."
Major Bitchin': That black collar is Audrey Hepburnesque
Sweet PMs. Place: This is how an air traffic comptroller must look after a plane has crashed.
Branch H2O: It looks like he tried to hang himself for wearing that shitty shirt - and then fell off the gallows.
StevenBranch H2O: I loved it. It's classic, well fitted, and that thing around his neck gives it some edge.
Ms. Place: Prep school 1936 or Brideshead Revisited. All this outfit needs is a teddy bear.
Major Bitchin': Loved Steven's spandex and football comment.
RickyLand Mine: Russian KGB man during the Cold War.
Ms. Place: A yummy man disguised as an accountant.
Branch H2O: He has more pins in him than a porcupine. As for Ricky, I wish the Bitch would just stop crying.
RamiBranch H2O: Bland, like toast. I don't have much to say about this.
Land Mine: I think THIS looks like a members only jacket. It's too casual for The Today Show.
KitBranch H2O: Yeah, too preppy. The fleece is interesting, but the rest is ordinary - khakis paired with an ordinary shirt.
Major Bitchin': Yawn
Ms. Place: I couldn't understand why the judges were so enamored with this. Perhaps it was sewn well.
KevinBranch H2O: Or a gay gangster. Actually, this would be a great look with a different shirt.
Major Bitchin': The proportions are off. The shirt's skin tight in the wrong places.
Land Mine: Yeah, you're right. The proportions are off. The sleeves are way too tight. And did he mean to leave the shirt untucked? It's too short.
JillianBranch H2O: I like it. It's plain and simple, yet the shirt's stylish and adds a bit of funk.
Major Bitchin': The shoes are awful.
Land Mine: It's like 70's rocker. At least it was something.
ElisaMs. Place: The Vampire Lestat in the 21st Century. Actually, the model looked better in his skivvies. Boyfriend or not, I would have touched him.
Land Mine: He looks like an elf. All he needs is shoes that turn up at the toe.
ChrisBranch H2O: This would look good on a tall German, but not on 5'9" Tiki.
Major Bitchin: I love the look, but Branch is right.
Land Mine: Too metrosexual for my tastes.
ChristianMajor Bitchin': I liked the colors. Bronzes. It would have helped if it was finished.
Land Mine: I kinda liked it, but I kinda don't.
Ms. Place: Oh, puhlease. Hideous. No self respecting man would wear this.
Carmen: Auf'dBranch H2O (shaking his head): What a hot shitty mess. Oliver Twist morphed into a mad golfer.
Ms. Place: Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof disguised as the Pied Piper. And look at those shoes!
Land Mine: What was she thinking?
Major Bitchin': She didn't have a clue.
Jack, WinnerLand Mine: I don't like beltless pants. I think they look cheap.
Branch H2O: This should have won. It's American, it has edge, and it's well made.
Major Bitchin': At least he used a shirt fabric with a pattern. It adds some excitement.
Ms. Place: Aren't these men cute? I'll admit, the outfit looked great on Tiki and it was perfect for The Today Show.
Next week the designers will work in teams. The claws are out already! Let the fun begin.
12 comments:
I think Kit should have won. Some of the designers are fun to watch. You can count on Christian to make a stupid remark, and on Steven to say something witty. And Elisa is always entertaining.
Is that a fish sticking out of Steven's shirt-collar?
OMG, I am loving the comments. Especially about Sweet P's model hanging himself....
You know what, Ms. P? That *model* looks like Chris Daughtry....how did he get onto PR without us noticing...? ;)
Great recap! A delight, as always.
Ms. Place,
we really disagree on these! I hated Chris's: that collarless jacket look only lasted about 5 minutes in the 1990s. To me it just screams, "I didn't have time to make a collar!"
And I loved Rami's. It was casual but I don't think it was too casual for the Today Show; maybe a man-on-the-street interview or something.
We agree on Steven's. It was pretty good except for the way-too-high waist on the pant.
LOL. I also love the Sweet P comment. As far as the designs, I loved Steven's. Great post!
Thanks all for your comments. Ah, Eric, I believe this is the first time we are so far off in our assessments. I find this so interesting. And, in fact, when I visited everyone's sites, I was struck by how little agreement there was among the bloggers. Most thought Kit should have won, all agreed that it was Carmen's or Sweet P's time to go. Some folks liked Steven's outfit and some did not. Well, I love a good debate. I still think our poor designers were not given enough time to create these outfits, and that Chris was smart not to attempt a collar.
well, GENIUS commentary here. i wish y'all did a kind of PR play-by-play each week.
I did not know that stripes on top and stripes on the bottom was an okay thing to do.
And I actually liked Kevin's purple-pie-man ensemble. It takes a real man with real balls to wear purple and wear it well.
Is there ANYTHING more humiliating than a crotch gone wrong?
I totally agree with you, Ms. Place. It was just too little time for too much work.... I know they're trying to make it more exciting. But I'd rather see a fair contest and judge the hell out of the outcomes.
And meg, no, nothing more humiliating.....
Heavens, it just wouldn't be right for a fellow Virginian and UVA graduate to suffer the disgrace of wearing some of that shit on TV. (Plus, Tiki and his brother, Ronde, support literacy, and you can't champion literacy lookin' like a dumbass, can you?)
Ms. Place: This is how an air traffic comptroller must look after a plane has crashed.
my chair is wet. thanks a lot missy.
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