Seen on the Blogosphere

If y'all haven't ever read the Daily Mail, you should for your laugh a day. A crazy woman named Sally Ann Voak claims that fat people can't ever be happy: "In all my years of helping overweight people to slim, I have never met a happy fat person. There is no such thing - nobody likes looking in the mirror and seeing a fat body."

It must be nice to be so perfect, Sally Ann. On that same page there's a link to an article about the Sex in the City movie shoot, claiming the women are feuding. I didn't read it, but I sure liked the purty pixtures. Looks like Sam and her friends are up to the same old things. Er, aren't these women getting a little long in the tooth to be playing single 30 somethings?

Last, my blogging friend Big Fella got linked in USA Today. His post about Bush's reliance on phonetic spelling while he reads his speeches is a hoot. Congratulations, Big Fella!

Seen on the Blogosphere: Creepiest Food Mascots

Chow Hound boards are chock full of great insights, advice, and inspiration. One board question was: What are the Ten Creepiest Food Mascots or What Were They Thinking ...? Click here to read Chow Hound boards


Suggestions range from the Burger King to Taco Bell's Chi hua hua to the Quiznos Sponge Monkeys

Quiznos Sponge Monkeys


Arby's oven mitt

MCDonald's Grimace


Sunmaid raisin girl


Big Fig Newton

Seen on the Blogosphere: Marriage Vows for Buff Couples or Couples in the Buff. Oh, My

Manolo for the Brides does not disappoint. For those of you who would like to save one or two thousand dollars on a wedding dress and tux, The Manolo offers this preciously spare solution. Click here.

Being the curious person I am, I thought I'd check a few other sites, and sure enough a number of burgeoning choices revealed themselves.

Maui Nude Weddings

Naked Came the Bride

Dahlings, it's obvious she's taken the time to fix her hair nicely. Could he at least not have shaved that tuft of hair off the small of his back? Ewww! And just one eensy question: Don't nudist men ever work out? Where are the six packers when you need them? Check out Living Waters Spa here.

Some people prefer to keep their clothes on but marry in a less traditional setting, as described in this site. Hah! Enter More Alive Weddings and discover quick and easy weddings performed in jails, hospitals, and most anywhere else by an ordained minister.

Bungee jump wedding They fell fast for each other. (Groan)

Seen on the Blogosphere: About Underwear and Crocs

BFD blog has a great, funny post about the history of underwear.

Trixie from Kora in Hell pointed me to a new blog that is worth more than one view, Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog.

The Manolo's fight against crocs continues on his Manolo's Shoe Blog.
And Paris Parfait is simply one of those blogs that reads right and looks breathtaking, as does the equally impressive Paris Breakfasts.

Seen on the Blogosphere: Where's the face?

I took less than 30 seconds to find the face. How long did it take you?

Seen on the Blogosphere: What Now Bitches?

From The Shawn Hogan Fan Club: This is what happens when an engineer gets mad with one of those convoluted Verizon bills.

Seen on the Blogosphere

Lino Villaventura Summer 2008 Fashion Show. Thanks for leading me there, Manolo's Shoe Blog. Your blog is one of my regular favorites.

Here's Lino's collection on YouTube. Such dreadful fun! I know those hats are for effect, dahlings, and that this is the world of high fashion, but one can't help giggling any way.

Seen on the Blogosphere

Now for some fun, dahlings. This is a ballet I would definitely pay to see! Men dancing in tutus.

Trockadero Ballet. What a hoot! Click here to enter the site


View the Dying Swan (Be patient.) Ha!



See a whole slew of fun Trockadero Ballet videos on YouTube. Isn't the Net grand?