Dear Jeff,As I enter your Las Palmas house, my spirit feels the growth of your money; rub some holy water over your dollar bills and the front door handle. Sprinkle the water over potential buyers as they enter your house and embolden them to drop their wallets in the entryway as they pass through.
May pruned olive trees sprout branches overnight...
... your appointments be kept in the order you arranged them.... your curbs remain red.
And may you sell your house before Carey's, or may you learn to lose graciously, or may he find you a paper bag to breathe in when he wins hands down.
Love, your new psychic
Candles from Target. Priceless.
