Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Feb 13, 2007

Don't even think about these Valentine's Day gifts, folks

Some company named Pajama Gram is hawking its jammies for Valentine's Day, thinking that you'd twirl your lover's cookies by giving them one.

Don't even think about it, least not for an unmarried person. Perhaps your spouse of 15 years would like one of these, but I prefer to choose my own, thank you, for the few occasions I wear them.

Here's my idea of before bed wear for men.

For the same amount of money as those flannel thingies, you could have won my heart with a single perfect rose, a cocktail at the Jefferson Hotel (I AM from Richmond), and an order of parmesan encrusted oysters. And afterwards? A lady doesn't tell.