Tony Bennett with his daughter... er, wife.
A family that gets their hair cut together, stays together. I prefer Suri's.
Ryan Reynolds is Scarlett Johannsen's current squeeze and this week's Eye Candy. Why do some girls get all the luck?
This Week's Commentary:
I happened to turn on MSNBC on Thursday night. Big mistake. Expensively paid male newscasters were eagerly anticipating and chatting about Paris' get out of jail card. She'll be released in four days, they said en masse and over and over until I turned the stupid channel off.
Hey guys. Get real. There's a war going on. Global warming is wreaking havoc with our ice caps. Cute seals cubs are being clubbed for their fur and some creeps are selling seal penises for profit. The state of our medical coverage sucks. And you guys are drooling over a blond floozie with no brains and no guts.
