Shear Genius invited Vidal Sassoon to judge the final contestants in last week's final show. The gray haired and bespectacled judge exuded class. He was so gentle with the finalists that one hardly noticed how insightful his observations were about the Nancy Kwan bob, which was his invention.
My mother wore a Sassoon cut all during the 60's and 70's. It was similar to the hair do in this photo of Vidal with a model, and to this day Mom still wears a variation of that cut. I particularly remember the sharp corners in front of her ears, cut with painful precision by a local stylist. Paired with her short A-line dresses, Mom resembled a trendy "Bird" from Carnaby Street. I love looking at photos of her in those days.
This 1962 Vidal Sassoon cut was photographed by Terence Donovan. It bears the hallmarks of the elements Vidal was looking for during last Wednesday's final on Bravo: an asymmetrical cut, precision, very short in the back, long in the front, swinging, shiny, and lightly teased at the crown.
This photo depicts two sixties icons, Vidal Sassoon and Mary Quant. She became famous designing mini-skirts and short A-line dresses with prim white collars and bows or ties at the neckline. Below is a sampling of her designs.
Boots, mini-skirts, A-line dresses, teased hair, and long, artificial eyelashes with black mascara were hallmarks of 60's mod fashion. Note that the model on the right (or is she Mary Quant?) is wearing dark stockings and white shoes. Is it coincidental that these short skirts became popular about the same time as the invention of the panty hose?
Retro 60's makeup, with dark eyeliner and mascara, artificial eyelashes, and pale pink lipstick. Fab. Simply fab.
Mini skirts and dresses became hugely popular and, as worn by waif model Twiggy, the look took off. Mia Farrow played a stylish pregnant woman in 1968's Rosemary's Baby.
Along with the softer, waif-like look, the structured mini A-line dress was also popular. The off the shoulder look was common.
Andre Courreges was an influential trend setter, and Audrey Hepburn often wore his outfits. In fact, some say that he invented the mini-skirt in a runway show that a shocked audience met with a resounding silence. Women still wore hats and gloves during the early sixties, but this old-fashioned look rapidly went out of fashion with the younger crowd.
This disposable paper dress came in the trendy colors of the time: blue and green. Yellow and orange, pink and orange, and stark white were also popular.
RudiGernreich's cut out dresses influenced the fashions in A Clockwork Orange and for the flight attendants in 2001. This Austrian designer's favorite model was Peggy Moffit, who wore Rudi's boldest design - the topless bathing suit.
Rudi spearheaded the trend towards a more natural look in undergarments, eschewing the pointy bras of the fifties and early sixties, as in the bathing suit worn by Annette Funicello in one of her beach movies. This bathing suit also designed by Rudi and worn by Peggy, could easily be worn today except for the low leg line.
Finally, watch Nancy Sinatra sing These Boots are Made for Walking. This version is not as outrageously sexy as Jessica Simpson's, but the video sums up the 60's with its teased hair, boots, attitude, mini-dresses and corny pop songs perfectly.
This post is another loopy product from Ms. Place's mind, so once again, bear with me.
I can't wait for a fresh installment of Shear Genius tonight. Tabatha made the show truly exciting, but she was booted off for taking her eye off the top prize and getting sidetracked by a small gnome named Tyson. Never mind. I'm hooked. And I shall watch Shear Genius until the bitter end. (Click here for my Tabatha quiz on Bravissimo.)
I love popular culture and find that crud t.v. is good for the soul. Truth is, I love trad as well (a new word I learned from a tweenie. It's short for traditional.) In regard to trad, I must finish Kite Runner by Khaled Hoisseini for book club tomorrow.
Run, don't walk to your nearest Amazon.com or library and read this 2004 novel. I rarely gush over popular literature, but this book is guaranteed to please and teach at the same time. It is worth every penny I spent and I haven't even finished the darned thing yet!
I bought Kite Runner at Barnes & Noble about a year ago. It sat in the front of the store, proudly displayed amongst other best sellers.
Today I walked into Barnes & Noble after work, wanting to find the Annotated Pride and Prejudice and to purchase an expensive gift certificate for a colleague who is leaving. I could not remember the title or author, so I provided some search words to the young person at the Reference Desk. After searching the store's intranet, she came up with nothing. Zip. Nada.
Worse, this so-called reference expert didn't know what I was talking about. Bad sign. I asked her to google the terms. She said they were not connected to the Internet. Then I whipped out my lap top to do the search myself, but Barnes & Noble does not offer free Wi Fi. Huh? I gotta pay to search their product?
After the sweet young thing futzed for 10 minutes, I said never mind, made my $89 purchase, and raced home to my computer. I googled the following words: pride and prejudice companion book Jane Austen. And, Voila! Amazon came up with the right book in less than a blink of an eye.
Sayonara, Barnes & Noble. With gas prices soaring, I think I'll stay home, watch Shear Genius, finish Kite Runner, and order from Amazon.com from now on.
Sixty looks like forty when you've taken good care of yourself, maintained your weight, and stayed out of the sun.
Only her plastic surgeon knows for sure, but if Shear Genius host and former Charlie's Angels Jaclyn Smith had any facial work done, the guy was a genius. She still resembles her old self, unlike her former Angels co-star Farrah, who has been stretched and botoxed to the point of assymetry.
There are nights when Dancing With the Stars judge Bruno Tolioni can't critique worth a damn. The three judges of Top Design usually fell woefully short of doing a good job, while Sally Hershberger from Shear Genius has a natural talent for judging what's good or not. Simon Cowell is rude but almost always right; and Paula is sweet but usually off the mark.
Constructive criticism is tough. Ask any teacher. There are so many pitfalls when critiquing a person's talent, and a thoughtless remark can truly hurt their feelings or scar a child for life.
During Dancing With the Stars last night, Bruno called Billy Ray Cyrus' attempt at the fox trot "crap." The moment that word left his mouth, Bruno realized he had made a faux pas, and clapped his hands to his mouth. Billy's response was one of hurt more than anger.
Sally Hershberger, on the other hand, strikes me as a particularly gifted judge. Critiquing the Meg Ryan shag the stylists had cut (her signature hairdo), she went down the line pointing out ways the stylists could improve their cut or remarking on something she liked. She was teaching as she was judging, and you could see the stylists lapping up her advice.
In blogging about Bravo shows, I've occasionally crossed the line from harmless fun to sounding nastier than I meant to. I'm still honing my craft of writing gentle satire, a skill that Tom & Lorenzo, the Project Rungay guys and Eric 3000 excel at.
Ah, perhaps some day! Meanwhile, I'll keep studying Sally and learning from Bruno's mistakes. Billy did not survive tonight's cut, but I think better of him for exiting with such grace tonight. You've got a new fan, mister, and you can dance for me any time.
Do you like watching Shear Genius? Here's a sneak preview of Ms. Place's latest satirical post on her other blog, Bravissimo. Go check this post - and the contributions of her fellow bloggers - out on this site.
You're right, Anthony, they're all wankers. But first, I gotta take Ms. Goodie Two Shoes down. This win's gone to her head. She's singing that loony Hair song in front of the judges! There's room for only one Diva on this show and you're looking at her.
Say what, Bitch?
You've singlehandedly set back the hair profession and all scientific inquiry as we know it. Not to mention lawn maintenance procedures.
To read the entire post, click here. You might have to scroll down until you find it.
This show is sheer fun! If you haven't seen it yet, and if you loved Top Chef and Project Runway, this show is for you! Not only is our blog, Bravissimo, recapping Shear Genius, but so are the Project Gay guys, Tom and Lorenzo. There's so much to cover, there's room for us all!
This reality t.v. show is so delicious and fun that you MUST give it a chance. The hair dressers, with their over the top personalities, the colorful (but insightful) judges, and the crazy hair challenges are worthy of an hour of our time. Don't worry if you can't catch this show on Wednesday nights - Bravo offers reruns ad infinitum!
My favorite characters so far?
Judge Sally (got more mojo than Cojo) Hershberger. This lady's tough but fair. I trust her judgment.
Tabatha, who tugs at my inner dominatrix heart strings. She's tougher than 100 year cured leather! Anthony, who's talented and interesting and yummylicious.(He's this week's winner in the center.)
Daisy who cries at the drop of a hairpin and who reminds me of my good friend Leslie.
Dr. Boogie. 'Nuff said.
Then there's Theodore, who worked without a shirt. ICK! His armpit hair hung over his model's face! Double ick. It's a wonder she didn't upchuck her lunch when he was working on her.
Paul Jean was the first hair artist to get CUT! Dahlings, he deserved to get booted. In fact, his terrible "do" reminded me of Cruella de Ville.
In fact, can you see a resemblance between his "peak" and the stylists' first toast? Even though Paul Jean came from Nice, he didn't come across as very nice. Ta, ta, dahling. I wish you all the best.
As for our second auf'd designer - Jim - personally I liked him, but boyoboy did that beet hair color suck. His model should receive an Emmy for pretending to be calm, cool, and collected. Observe her "Little House on the Prairie" smile as she stood in front of the judges!
When I saw her hair, I was reminded of Chuckles the Clown. (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants!) Congratulations, Bravo, for getting it right this time! I love this show. Love Jaclyn. And am salivating over Rene Fris. Hubba, hubba, hubba.
Dahling, take your finger outta your mouth or I've gotta go and douse myself with ice cubes.
With Top Design tanking, we Bravo fans are putting our money on Shear Genius, the new reality show in which hair stylists go head to head clipping, perming, combing, bouffanting, and bobbing their way to the top. We know that host Jaclyn Smith has already been chosen. So have a few of the judges, many of them hair icons from previous generations. Here's the line up so far!
Farrah!
Edward Scissorhands
Elke Sommer
Mike Simpson & Kathy Rivich, Class of 65
Two dudes from India who've never met a pair of scissors they liked