Showing posts with label Mozilla Firefox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mozilla Firefox. Show all posts

Jan 20, 2007

Mozilla Firefox to the rescue!

Boo Microsoft! Hisss! Bah!

You creeps made the update look like a security issue. Dumb blond Ms. Place downloaded Explorer 7 by mistake.

My dahling computer immediately slowed to a crawl. It felt like I had a dial up connection again! What's equally as bad, Explorer 7 wouldn't let me use Google as my default search engine! Shame on you Microsoft for trying to manipulate me on my own computer. I spit on your search engine! I stomp on it. Google is king.

Thank you, Mozilla Firefox, for coming to my rescue and volunteering to become my new internet browser. You're swift and efficient, and relatively safe from phishing and other horrible assaults on my lovely 'puter.

Lesson learned: DO NOT DOWNLOAD upgrades until you learn more about them. Always use Mozilla Firefox as your browser (we are required to do so at work.) And next time you purchase a computer, buy a Mac. I'm done with Microsoft.