Meenie,
Minie,
Moe.
I really don't care who's next to go.
Sam, Elia, or Ilan?
I really don't care who's gonna be gone.
Top Chef bullies tried felling a man,

Top Chef winner should be no one.
Eenie,
Meenie,
Minie,
Moe.
I'll keep watching that Top Chef Show

(But I'm so over it.)